Today it was roughly -150 degrees outside. As you may remember last time it was this cold I learned a valuable lesson in the form of never tuck your face into your coat because your lip might get stuck to the zipper. So today I had to park pretty far away from the school I was headed to so I made the block or so run (in a dress) from my car to the school with my head held high. As I approached the school I realized something didn't feel right...
I immediately walked into the school and found the one teacher that I knew would be honest with me. Then I said to her, "Look at me, do I have a mustache? Because I swear I felt something freeze above my upper-lip on my run into school." I can only imagine that the feeling I experienced would be similar to a mustache freezing. The teacher denied seeing it, even after I insisted she get closer to look. Just to be safe, I'm taking care of business this weekend. Which means the next time you see me I will be sporting the naked mole rat look on my face.
*Public Service Announcement: Do NOT ever let your children do a Image search for naked mole rat. I was trying to spice up my post by photoshopping a naked mole rats face onto my body but now I can't un-see what I just saw... You've been warned.
**Once I actual found the animal a naked mole rat I learned they have long whiskers and bad teeth... Not exactly the makeover look I had in mind when I mentioned the animal.
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